At first glance, I was delighted! Finally, someone has replaced Rock, Paper, Scissors! At yet a closer examination offers only trouble.
Aside from the obvious fact that ninjas could beat all of them, there are more technical issues with this flow chart of awesomeness. A pirate drowning a robot?! Pure idiocy. No pirate could drown a robot, because robots don't breathe! Well, except for lame robots.
And while I have no doubt that a ninja could defeat a zombie, decapitating a zombie would not work. It would only result in a animated severed head hungry for ninja flesh.
Despite this, I'm glad to see that this 5-point star of awesomeness exists. Yet my heart still yearns for the day when all of them are combined into one super creature to rule us all. That's right: The Monkey-Robot-Zombie-Ninja-Pirate.
You might ask: Besides really flippin' cool, what is The Monkey-Robot-Zombie-Ninja-Pirate?
To answer your query, it is quite obviously a robot modeled after a monkey specimen that is programed with martial arts skills that becomes infected with a virus that makes him crave human flesh after discovering that he loves to sail the high seas.
All I can say is that the Writer's Guild strike needs to end now so this masterpiece can be written, filmed, and receive its 12 Oscars.
And the word of the day is:
Greatest Holiday Ever
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This post makes me smile :)
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